Last updated: 03/09/2021
First things first: by using our site you’re agreeing to these Terms and Conditions (T&C). If you don’t like them, you can opt-out by pressing the tiny little X at the top of your browser. Bye bye.
What We Do
OhYeah.coffee sells coffee and things offline from its coffee van.
When you buy a coffee or any of our other things, you agree to everything in this doc. That’s a weird idea isn’t it coz it’s highly likely you haven’t read it. Anyway. The T&C cover you, us, and all other people buying our stuff and things.
So. You agree to this stuff, we agree to provide the service we’ve promised (coffee and whatever) and if Something Happens we may swap one thing for another thing, but it will always be of equal value.
You will (please) be over 18 if you use our site. You will not be a child under 18. We swear a lot. Swearing is bad for children.
We do our best to make sure every coffee is perfect but we can’t guarantee it. While we’re sorry if we get things wrong, we totally disclaim any liability for wrongness. Please don’t blame us if you didn’t stay awake to get your work finished or lauded. We can’t help that, yo!
Refusal of Service
If you’re a dick, we can refuse you our services. Dickery includes but is not limited to:
- Suspicion that you are stealing
- Being rude to any of the wonderful people who run or work for OhYeah.coffee, or any of our community
- Refusal to abide by the really very reasonable rules
- Being a fascist or otherwise having terrible political opinions that ruin the mood for everyone
- Not paying for your coffee and stuff or paying in an illegal manner
We use third-party services to make everything run smoothly. Sometimes third-party services fuck up. We’re sorry when that happens, but you agree that we’re not in breach of contract if it does. We will always try to get everything fixed as quickly as possible.
You will agree (please) that OhYeah.coffee isn’t responsible for any third party supplier fuckery.
If you don’t like your coffee, see the returns policy.
Changing Terms & Conditions
We’ll update these periodically. The most recent version is this one.
The Legal Stuff
You shall indemnify and hold us harmless from and against any and all losses, damages, settlements, liabilities, costs, charges, assessments, and expenses, as well as third party claims and causes of action, including, without limitation, attorney’s fees, arising out of any breach by you of any of these Terms and Conditions, or any use by you of the website or service. You shall provide us with such assistance, without charge, as we may request in connection with any such defence, including, without limitation, providing us with such information, documents, records, and reasonable access to you, as we deem necessary. You shall not settle any third party claim or waive any defence without our prior written consent.
EFFECT OF HEADINGS
The subject headings of the paragraphs and subparagraphs of this Agreement are included for convenience only and shall not affect the construction or interpretation of any of its provisions.
ENTIRE AGREEMENT; WAIVER
This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and OhYeah.coffee pertaining to the Site and Service and supersedes all prior and contemporaneous agreements, representations, and understandings between us. No waiver of any of the provisions of this Agreement by OhYeah.coffee shall be deemed, or shall constitute, a waiver of any other provision, whether or not similar, nor shall any waiver constitute a continuing waiver. No waiver shall be binding unless executed in writing by OhYeah.coffee.
All notices, requests, demands, and other communications under this Agreement shall be in writing and properly addressed as follows:
29 Parkes St
RECOVERY OF LITIGATION EXPENSES
If any legal action or any arbitration or other proceeding is brought for the enforcement of this Agreement, or because of an alleged dispute, breach, default, or misrepresentation in connection with any of the provisions of this Agreement, the successful or prevailing party or parties shall be entitled to recover reasonable attorney’s fees and other costs incurred in that action or proceeding, in addition to any other relief to which it or they may be entitled.
If any term, provision, covenant, or condition of this Agreement is held by an arbitrator or court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, void, or unenforceable, the rest of the Agreement shall remain in full force and effect and shall in no way be affected, impaired, or invalidated.